A List of Philosophers in Attendance

Presented without any actual philosophical merit or value:

Socrates

He's here because, you know, he's always here.

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Kant

He's here because his categorical imperative demands it.

Heidegger

He's here, but only to ask the really big questions.

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Plato

He's here because, well, he's actually the one who made the list.

Nietzsche

He's here to proclaim the death of the list, and the list-makers.

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