Meeting with Stephen Weinstein, Renowned Physicist

Stephen Weinstein, a physicist with a penchant for bad jokes and worse math, has agreed to meet with us. His experiments have been known to cause spontaneous combustion, but don't worry, it's just a side effect of the copier in the conference room.

Notable Contributions:

• The discovery of the Quantum Flapdoodle, a particle that defies the laws of physics and good taste.
• The invention of the Matter-Transportation Helmet, a device that can move anything from point A to point B, but only if you're willing to risk certain death.
• The creation of the Infinite Loop Coffee Machine, a device that can brew coffee faster than you can say "coffee".

Personal Quirks:

• Stephen has a pet goldfish named "Schrödinger" that he insists on keeping in a sealed jar on his desk.
• He is a collector of antique door knobs and has a impressive collection of 17th century doorknobs.
• He is secretly a fan of 80s pop music and will break into song at a moment's notice.