| Physicist | Present | Excused | Tardiness (minutes) |
|---|---|---|---|
| Dr. John Doe | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Dr. Jane Doe | 0 | 1 | 10 |
| Dr. Bob Smith | 1 | 0 | 5 |
| Dr. Mary Jane | 0 | 0 | 30 |
| The Late Steve Jobs (in spirit) | 0 | 1 | N/A |
Dr. John Doe showed up, but only because he was in the area.
Dr. Jane Doe claimed her cat was stuck in a tree, but we all know she just wanted to watch Netflix.
Dr. Bob Smith brought donuts, because he's a real friend.
Dr. Mary Jane didn't show up, because she's a real rebel.
The Late Steve Jobs (in spirit) sent a strongly-worded email about the meaninglessness of it all.