Important Notice for Physicists

We are watching you

We take attendance very seriously here at Theoretical Physics Conclave. Our meeting minutes are monitored by AI and human analysts to ensure accuracy and compliance with our Attendance Policy.

By attending this meeting, you acknowledge that our attendance system may cause:

• Unintentional time dilation effects
• Quantum fluctuations in your coffee mug
• Slight increases in your blood pressure (due to existential dread)
• Unavoidable existential crisis

Disclaimer

By participating in this meeting, you acknowledge that you are aware that:

1. We reserve the right to make fun of your lack of knowledge in quantum mechanics
2. We are not responsible for any brain damage caused by our jokes
3. The coffee machine may be plotting against you