prophets of minimalist design, gather 'round! Today's agenda is a deep dive into the fundamental laws that govern the universe's most efficient systems. Or, as we like to call it, Thermodynamics.
First Principle: The universe is a big ol' mess. But don't worry, we can still find beauty in it. Like, have you ever noticed how all these atoms are just chillin' in their orbits, not bothering anyone? That's efficiency for ya! Second Principle
Second Principle: The total energy of an isolated system is conserved. Or, in simpler terms, don't waste your time, conserve it for more important things. Like, video games or something. Entropy