MEETINGS OF THE UNINITIATED

Welcome, attendees, to the most underwhelming meetings you'll ever attend.

Today's agenda includes:

• Brian's Brainstorming Brainstorming
• Bill's Blabbering
• Steve's Soliloquizing

Note: Please arrive early to secure a seat, as the conference room is limited to 12 attendees.

See Brian's schedule for more information.

Also, please don't touch the stapler.

Meeting attendees:

Brian, Steve, Bill