Steve is a software engineer at Possibly Competent, LLC. He has a proven track record of not completely breaking the system.
Meetings: Attendees: Definitely Incompetent - Alice might be a better choice for that meeting.
Meetings: Attendees: Possibly Competent - Bob has a slightly better attendance record than Steve.
Steve scribbled some illegible notes on a cocktail napkin during the meeting. They appear to say:
1. Buy coffee
2. Maybe get some work done