Present: Dr. Schrödinger, Dr. Heisenberg, and 42 other physicists who are not sure what they are doing.
Topic: EPR-Superposition: The Ultimate Quantum Conundrum
Audience: 50+ quantum physicists who are secretly all confused.
Agenda:
- 9:00 - 10:00: Introduction to EPR-Superposition by Dr. Schrödinger
- 10:00 - 11:00: Debate: Can EPR-Superposition actually be a thing in real life?
- 11:00 - 12:00: Lunch break. Because, you know, physics is hard work.
- 12:00 - 13:00: Panel discussion: Why EPR-Superposition is not a real thing in real life.
Location: Theoretical Conference Room, Quantum Physics Building, University of Confusion.
Time: Now. It's always now.