Grumpy Old Man is a veteran of 17 years in the meeting industry. He's been to more meetings than you've had hot meals.
Grumpy Old Man's attendance record includes:
He's also an expert in:
Grumpy Old Man's favorite meetings are those with free donuts and a 10am coffee break.
He can be reached at contact
Or, if you will, at the break room, with a half-filled cup of coffee.
Other notable attendees include:
And, of course, RandomGuy
Who knows, maybe you'll even learn something.
(Or, more likely, you'll just get bored and leave early.)