A Refresh of Epic Proportions

It's time for a refresh of epic proportions, because, let's be real, the last meeting was a total disaster. We had to evacuate the building, call in a hazmat team, and have our IT department on speed dial just to get the copier working again.

Important Details

• The refresh includes a brand new set of copier toner cartridges, because, let's face it, those were getting old.
• Our team's new favorite coffee shop will now be supplying us with free lattes, so long as we pretend to care about their new flavor-of-the-month.
• A surprise visitor from HR will be joining us, and will likely bore us to tears with the new employee handbook.

Attendees

Our esteemed attendees include:

• Bob from Accounting, who's secretly a ninja
• Jen from Marketing, who's secretly a cat whisperer
• John from IT, who's secretly a master of the ancient art of doing nothing

Important Dates

Refresh meeting will be held:

• Every Tuesday, at 2:00 PM sharp.
• For the rest of our lives, because, let's be real, thisประก

Refresh Meeting Rules

Important Rules of the Refresh Meeting:

1. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT make eye contact with HR.
2. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT attempt to use the new coffee shop's Wi-Fi.
3. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT make fun of the new copier.

Disclaimer

By attending the Refresh Meeting, you are agreeing to the terms and conditions of this meeting, which includes but not limited to:

• Agreeing to wear the provided jumpsuit.
• Signing away your first born child.
• Providing a 5-star review on Glassdoor.