Welcome, mortals! You've stumbled upon our esteemed gathering of Sacrificial Scholars, a secret society of individuals willing to make the ultimate sacrifice for the greater good.
Our members have dedicated themselves to the study of the art of self-sacrificing, a noble pursuit that requires unwavering dedication and a strong stomach.
We've compiled a list of the most esteemed Sacrificial Scholars, each with their unique brand of sacrifice and flair.
Known for her unwavering commitment to extreme ironing, Zelda has sacrificed her eyebrows to the gods of fashion, donating them to the cause of art and culture.
Ivan is a master of the ancient art of sacrificing his lunch to the altar of productivity, often going 48 hours without sustenance.
Beth's sacrifices often involve setting things on fire, much to the dismay of her neighbors and local fire department.
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May the sacrifice be with you!