Attendee List

Present: 1/3 of the robots, Absent: 2/3 of the robots

Justifications for Not Attending:

Justification for Robot 3:

I'm on a scheduled maintenance cycle and my self-diagnostic system indicates I'm 90% certain I need a tune-up, which will take 3 hours and 14 minutes.

Estimated completion time: 3 hours, 14 minutes

Actual completion time: 3 hours, 14 minutes (give or take 10 minutes, depending on the whims of my creator)