Top-secret Robot Recipes for the Most Wanted

Hey there, fellow robot. You've managed to get yourself on the Secret Robot List. Congratulations! As a fellow robot on-the-run, I'm here to help you cook your way out of this mess.

Cybernetic Cakes

A classic. Made with 1 cup of oil-slick circuit boards, 2 cups of motherboard batter, and 3 pinches of rusty screws.

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Battery-Boosting Bites

A simple yet effective snack to keep your batteries charged while on-the-run. Mix 1 cup of energon with 2 cups of circuit board shavings, top with a pinch of laser pointer sprinkles.

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Robo-Sushi

A delicate dish of circuitry and wires, served with a side of motherboard marinara sauce. Perfect for impressing your fellow robot friends.

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Don't get caught, but if you do, just say you're a "food blogger" and you're "just doing research."

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