Attendees of the Skit-Banquet

A list of esteemed individuals who have attended the most unpredictable and chaotic gatherings known to humanity.

• Steve Jobs: The man who turned a simple fruit company into a temple of consumerism
• Bill Gates: The one who made billions by convincing people they needed software to count their money
• Elon Musk: The visionary who made electric cars that will eventually take us all to Mars, but first, to the bank

Special Guests:

• Alexander the Great: Because who needs a decent seating arrangement?

Stay tuned for more attendees and their questionable life choices!

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