Bernard Superpositioning - the man, the myth, the legend. He attended so many meetings that the concept of time became relative to him. His expertise on everything is rivaled only by his expertise on attending meetings.
Achievements:
- Most meetings attended in under an hour (24)
- Longest coffee break ever recorded (4 hours, 37 minutes, 12 seconds)
- Best use of the phrase "I'll have to get back to you" in a meeting
Randomly-generated quotes from Bernard:
"I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my disagreement in a way that's completely open to interpretation."
"I've got this meeting covered, I'm like a Swiss Army knife, but with more PowerPoint."
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