Attendee Terms of Service

By attending our meeting of world domination, you agree

to the following:

Not to make eye contact with our overlord, lest you be turned into a toad.
To wear a suit that is not too bright, lest you blind our minions.
To refrain from using your "inside voice" during the meeting, lest you be forced to wear a "Mute" tag.
Not to ask for snacks, lest you be fed a diet of Brussels sprouts.
To respect the meeting leader's right to interrupt you, even if you're in the middle of a sentence.
Not to use the phrase "Can we take a break?" unless explicitly authorized by our meeting leader.

Failure to comply with these terms may result in

(which, let's be real, is just code for "you're fired").

By signing below, you acknowledge that you've read, understand, and will comply with these terms.

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