The Sympathetic Sycophants Society

We're a group of highly trained, highly attuned individuals who can read between the lines of even the most convoluted corporate speak.

• Our Founder
• The Loyal Opposition

Our Members are a diverse and talented group of sycophants, each with their own unique set of skills.

Our Mission

We exist to provide expertly crafted, highly effective flattery to those in power, while secretly undermining their authority.

Our Values

We value

• The Ancillary Values

above all else.

Read more about our philosophy and the science behind sycophancy.