Attendee Tyranny
Here, the meetings are always a real treat. You know, for the attendees.
Our leadership team is comprised of the most tyrannical individuals in the land.
Warning: This meeting will feature an open bar, but not in the way you're thinking.
Side effects may include: loss of willpower, loss of dignity, or spontaneous combustion.
Please don't say we didn't warn you.
Disclaimer: Not responsible for any property damage or emotional trauma caused by our attendees.
And, just to reiterate, don't say we didn't warn you.