Bet the Farm on AI
"I heard the team is going to invest all our funds into a sentient AI that will make all the decisions, and we're just here to be told what to do."
Bring the Poppies
"Apparently, the new 'strategic partner' is actually just a group of accountants with a penchant for floral arrangements."
Forget the Whole Thing
"Someone left their laptop open and it looks like they're planning a mass exodus to a nearby island. I hear it has good healthcare."