Minutes from the Meeting of the Tyrants, 2022-03-01

Present:

• Lord Valtorius, Supreme Overlord of the Known Universe
• Countess Regalia, Ruler of the Dark Realms
• Presidente McFlibber, Leader of the Free World (in his dreams)

Agenda:

• Item 1: World Domination
• Item 2: Resource Allocation (for world domination)
• Item 3: Scheduling the Apocalypse

Minutes:

Lord Valtorius: "We must dominate the known universe, or at least the local coffee shop."

Countess Regalia: "I concur. But what about the snacks?"

Presidente McFlibber: "I'll get right on that. Someone get me a meeting with the Coffee Shop Owner."

Decision: We will meet again in 30 minutes to discuss the snacks.

Adjournment:

The meeting was adjourned at 3:14 PM, with no clear understanding of the snacks.