Welcome to the Tyranny of the Attendee, where Alan is the self-proclaimed Supreme Leader.
In this esteemed gathering, Alan's Manifesto 1 outlines the principles of attendance supremacy, while Alan's Manifesto 2 delves into the art of manipulating attendance records.
But wait, there's more! Visit Manifesto 3: The Attendance is My Love, where Alan professes his undying devotion to the attendance roster.
"Attendance is not just a number, it's a way of life." - Alan the Supreme Leader
"I will not be late, for I am the one who decides the timing." - Alan the Timekeeper