Attendees - Tyrants - Bernies Beastly Bureau

Welcome, suckers, to the most epic meeting of the year!

Today, we're going to discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

See notes from previous meetings.

Check out our attendance policy. (It's a thing, don't @ me.)

Browse our decisions made under duress. (Hint: it's a long list)

Don't forget, if you're late, you're fired!