The Problem: We're Not Napping Enough
We're a society that's gone mad, folks. We're always working, always striving, always stressing. But we're not taking care of ourselves. We're neglecting the most important part of the day: nap time.
That's why I've written this manifesto. It's a call to arms, a battle cry, a rallying cry for all those who've been silenced by the tyranny of productivity.
Join me, dear reader, in my crusade for more siestas. Together, we can change the world... or at least, we can change our world.
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