The Meetings of the Incompetent: Bob-Bobson's Greatest Hits

Notes from the Unreliable Narrator

We were supposed to meet at 10am, but Bob-Bobson showed up at 10:15am, after "accidentally" hitting the snooze button on his alarm for the third time that week.

Discussion topics included: the meaning of life, the best way to eat a sandwich, and who left the copier jammed last time.

Decisions made:

• Bob-Bobson decided that the best sandwich is a combination of peanut butter, pickles, and mayonnaise.
• The copier will be replaced with a manual one.
• Everyone else just nodded along and pretended they were paying attention.