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Decimation Theories: CEO's Unhinged Rantings

Welcome, minions, to the esteemed Decimation Theories, a place where I, the all-knowing CEO, reveal the secrets to total domination!

Today, we're going to tackle the age-old question:

Why Bureaucracy is the Root of All Evil

  1. Redundancy is the enemy of productivity. Ditch it, or else!
  2. Bureaucratic red tape will choke the very life out of innovation.
  3. Meetings are for the weak. We'll get it done, or else!
  4. And, for the love of all that is holy, please stop asking for permission!

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Stay Vigilant, My Minions!