ARTICLE I: WE, THE TYRANTS
We, the mighty and all-powerful TIRANNICAL OVERLORDS, have decreed the following:
ARTICLE II: DOMINATION BY DESTRUCTION
We reserve the right to burn down any building, destroy any crop, and/or enslave any subject that gets in our way.
ARTICLE III: THE RIGHT TO RULE BY FEAR
We will rule with an iron fist, and those who dare oppose us will be crushed beneath our heel.
SEE SECTION IV: THE RIGHT TO BE WRONG