html CEOs of Chaos: The Manifesto

Ceasar's Decrees

As CEO of Chaos, I, Ceasar, have decreed that:

Level 1

  1. All meetings shall be conducted in a state of utter confusion.
  2. The coffee machine shall never be turned off, lest the meeting descends into madness.
  3. Any mention of "synergy" shall result in immediate termination.

Failure to comply with these decrees shall result in:

  1. Forced attendance at an endless loop of elevator music.
  2. Reassignment to the "IT" department, where they shall be forced to fix their own printer.
  3. Public shaming on the company-wide email list.

Don't say we didn't warn you.

Want to see the meeting minutes? Level 2 is a real treat.

Or, if you're feeling brave, Level 3 is where the real madness begins.