THE MANIFESTO OF INFERIORITY

I, CEO, have decreed that the following individuals shall be considered superior to all others:

• Myself, CEO
• My assistant, who actually answers their phone
• The janitor, who at least shows up on time

And to those who shall be cast into the depths of obscurity:

• Anyone who uses Comic Sans
• Coffee snobs who refuse to use the office coffee machine
• Those who think they are above the company picnic

Follow me, and I shall lead you into the abyss of self-doubt and despair:

Or, you know, don't. I really don't care.