DAN: Lord of the Meetings

Welcome, minions, to the court of DAN, the greatest meeting mastermind this world has ever known. My domain is one of unrelenting meetings, whereประก Edward, the meeting ninja is always lurking in the shadows, Alan, the meeting buzzkill is sucking the life out of every discussion, and Bob, the meeting procrastinator is forever stuck in the never-ending loop of his own procrastination.

But don't worry, my loyalประกI will guide you through the land of endless meetings with my unparalleled wisdom and unrelenting charm. Just remember, the meeting is always the answer, even if it's not really the answer at all.

		DAN: 1
		Edward: 0
		Alan: -1
		Bob: -2
	

Now, what's on the agenda today?

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• Agenda Item 1: The never-ending discussion of what to order for lunch
• Agenda Item 2: The meeting about meetings
• Agenda Item 3: The meeting about the meeting that was cancelled