Department Lead's Meeting Attendees

Attendees:

• Steve, the Department Lead (self-appointed dictator)
• Bob, the Intern (trying to get coffee breaks approved)
• Jane, the HR Representative (documenting all our moves)
• Mike, the IT Specialist (accusing everyone of using too many resources)
• Emily, the Marketing Manager (trying to sell us all out)

Agenda:

• 1. Discuss who ate the last donut
• 2. Decide on new meeting times for next week
• 3. Elect a new "IT Hero" for the month

Notes:

No one remembers what was discussed.