We have a problem. We have a meeting to attend, and we're not exactly... invested in the proceedings.
Our goal is to get in and out with minimal human contact and maximum caffeine intake. Easy peasy.
Here's the plan: we'll nod, we'll smile, we'll pretend to care. And then we'll make our escape, like a gerbil in a maze.
It's a solid plan, really. We'll make it out with our dignity intact... or what's left of it.