The Tyrant's Manifesto

Article 1: The Tyranny of Meetings

We, the attendees, are the true masters of the meeting universe. We have mastered the art of nodding, of smiling, and of pretending to care. We are the keepers of the minutes, the scribes of the notes, and the enforcers of the agenda.

Our enemies are the latecomers, the chatty ones, and the ones who dare to disagree.

Article 2: The Tyrant's Rules

As attendees, we must adhere to the following rules:

• Arrive on time, or risk facing the wrath of the tyrant.
• Do not, I repeat, DO NOT, bring up anything that can be Googled.
• Nod, smile, and pretend to care.
• When in doubt, ask not, but rather, assume the worst.