Welcome to the Tolerably Unremarkable Meeting, where the tyrants gather to tolerate each other's mediocrity.

Attendees:

• King Igor, the benevolent dictator of the land.
• Queen Ellie, the benevolent dictator of the land, but with a more...feminist bent.
• Baron Roderick, the slightly-less-benevolent-but-still-okay dictator of the land.

Today's agenda: Tolerating each other's incompetence, making mildly sarcastic remarks, and tolerating the inevitable awkward silence.