Exit Strategy 2023 prophets of Doom

As the world teeters on the brink of collapse, our esteemed leaders have devised an exit strategy that's sure to leave you questioning their sanity.

Meet the team behind the curtain:

Lead Gerbil - Our fearless leader who's never met a meeting he didn't like.
Second-in-Command - The person tasked with making sure the first-in-command doesn't have to do anything too hard.
Communications Officer - The one responsible for making sure the exit strategy is never, ever communicated clearly.

Our Expertly Crafted Exit Strategy

Step 1: Deny, Deny, Deny - When faced with evidence, our leaders will deny everything, even the obvious.

Step 2: Point Fingers - When confronted with blame, our team will point fingers at everyone but themselves.

Step 3: Blame the Intern - When all else fails, it's always the intern's fault.