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The Tyrants Guide to Meetings: A Guide to Sucking the Life Out of Your Team

Welcome, suckers, to the most epic guide on the art of meeting domination. Here, we will cover the basics of turning your team into a well-oiled (or well-greased, depending on your taste) machine of unproductivity.

The Fundamentals

Step 1: Identify the Perfectly Useless Meeting Agenda

The Art of Sucking the Life Out of Your Team

Use the Power of Mind Games to Keep Your Team Guessing
Make Your Team Think That Every Meeting is a Free Lunch
Make Your Team Question the Very Purpose of the Meeting

The Dark Arts of Meeting Domination

Unite the Suckers Under One Flag: The Art of Meeting Manifestos

Join the Dark Side: The Unholy Union of Suckers and Tyrants

Create an Atmosphere of Unpredictability

Unleash the Power of Unending Meetings

Make Your Team Wonder If They're In a Time Loop

Create an Army of Mini-Me's to Do the Work for You

Sacrifice the Concept of 'Work-Life Balance' to the Great Meeting God

Make Your Team Question the Meaning of Life Itself