Welcome, would-be despots and power-hungry dictators! In this volume of the Tyrants' Manifesto, we've gathered the most essential strategies for taking over the world.
- Step 1: Build a Robust Network of Henchmen and Minions
- Step 2: Establish a Stronghold of Fear and Intimidation
- Step 3: Develop a Comprehensive System of Surveillance and Control
- Step 4: Cultivate a Culture of Fear and Submission
- Step 5: Host a Series of Well-Timed and Well-Attired State Funerals
And remember, a true tyrant always keeps his priorities straight:
- Power over people
- Gold and jewels
- A well-stocked pantry of fine cheeses