A declaration of disgust for the bland and the beige.
We, the disillusioned and the downtrod, do declare:
- The beige walls of our office should be repainted with hues of despair.
- The fluorescent lighting should be replaced with flickering, industrial-strength strobe lights.
- All meetings should be held at 3am, in the conference room, with no chairs.
- The phrase "synergy" should be banned from all company literature.