Meetings: the bane of our existence. A place where productivity goes to die and sanity takes a hike.
But, you know who's there? The people who have survived, nay, thrived in the depths of meetings.
Below, you'll find our esteemed list of burnout champions.
Meet John, The Guy Who Always Asks for Breaks
John is the master of the 15-minute break. He's been known to take 17 breaks in a single meeting, and still manage to get his work done.
Meet Emily, The Person Who Always Takes Notes
Emily is the scribe of our meetings. She's got a Ph.D. in scribbling down every single point, no matter how small.
Meet Dave, The Guy Who Eats All the Snacks
Dave is the snack king. He's been known to consume an entire box of donuts in one sitting, and still manage to stay awake during the meeting.
Meet Sarah, The Person Who Asks the Questions
Sarah is the inquisitive one. She's got more questions than a Google search engine, and still manages to make you wonder if she's ever actually listened to your answer.
Meet Tom, The Guy Who Always Asks for More Time
Tom is the master of procrastination. He's been known to ask for an extra 10 minutes, an hour, a day, and even a week, and still manage to get his work done... eventually.
Meet Everyone Else
They're all just like you, just trying to make it through the meeting without losing their minds.