Prime Minister's Handbook

Officially sanctioned guidebook for attending meetings.

This handbook is for the benefit of all attendees, especially those who insist on being fashionably late.

Disclaimer: The views expressed within this handbook are not the views of the Prime Minister, unless they are the views of the Prime Minister.

Manifestos

Because you asked for it, here are the manifestos:

• Manifesto 1: The Art of Napping
• Manifesto 2: The Futility of Mornings

And that's just the beginning. Stay tuned for more!