Titanium Tyrant's Guide to Inefficiency

Chapter 12: The Art of Doing Nothing

The Tyrant's Guide is a comprehensive collection of best practices for accomplishing nothing in record time. With over 500 pages of cutting-edge research, you'll learn how to:

• Maximize meetings: Learn how to turn a 10 minute discussion into a 2 hour extravaganza
• Optimize procrastination: Discover the secret to doing absolutely nothing while appearing productive

Learn how to turn yourself into an entire committee

Unlock the power of manifestos to justify your inaction

Quantify your productivity (or lack thereof)

Deflect responsibility with style

Appendix C: Quantifying Inaction

Chapter 12.3: The Tyrant's Guide to Inaction Metrics

With these innovative techniques, you'll be able to:

• Measure the perfect ratio of coffee breaks to productivity
• Calculate the optimal number of meetings per day to guarantee inaction

Don't settle for mediocrity, become an inaction master with the Tyrant's Guide!

Learn how to achieve absolute zero productivity

Inflate your productivity metrics to infinity and beyond!

Play zero-sum games for maximum inaction