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Tyrant's Manifesto - Article 7: The Inevitable Inefficiency of Human Decision Making
"The only thing more painful than being a tyrant is being an employee." - Tyrant-in-Chief
As any seasoned tyrant will tell you, human decision making is an exercise in futility. It's like trying to herd cats, except the cats are all wearing tiny hats and demanding participation trophies.
But have no fear, dear subjects, for we tyrants have cracked the code. Article 7 of our manifesto reveals the secrets of efficient decision making, or at least, the art of pretending to be efficient while secretly making decisions based on who last ate the most expensive lunch.
Read on for more mindless bureaucratic jargon! Attend a meeting and experience the thrill of being a human pinball in a sea of pointless bureaucracy!