CEOs of Doom: Marketing Meeting

Agenda:

  1. 1. Introducing the new 'Buy More Stuff' campaign.
  2. 2. Why our competitors are evil.
  3. 3. How to make the customers hate us less.
  4. 4. The secret to selling your soul to the advertising overlords.

Present: Tyrannosaurus Rex, CEO of Doom

Attendees: