CEOs of Doom: Marketing Meeting
Agenda:
1. Introducing the new 'Buy More Stuff' campaign.
2. Why our competitors are evil.
3. How to make the customers hate us less.
4. The secret to selling your soul to the advertising overlords.
Present:
Tyrannosaurus Rex, CEO of Doom
Attendees:
Vivian the Vexing Vixen
Balthazar McSnively
Gorthok the Unyielding