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Welcome to the Council of Tyrants

Attendees

The Great and Powerful CEO
The Manifesto Master

Our Demands

More Caviar in the Breakroom
Free massages for all tyrants
Unlimited access to the executive washroom

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Our Manifesto

"We, the Tyrants, shall not be denied the right to rule. We shall not be denied the right to dictate what everyone else wears on Casual Friday. We shall not be denied the right to make our own coffee." - CEO's Manifesto, Article I, Section 1

Read the full manifesto

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