Attendee: The Tyrant

Today's Agenda:

• 9:00 AM - "Why we can't afford the new copier"
• 10:00 AM - "Tyrant's Time for a break"
• 11:00 AM - "The great coffee machine conspiracy"
• 12:00 PM - "Lunch: Free pizza for everyone (but not really)"

Also, please take note of the following:

• Do not, I repeat, DO NOT, look directly at the sun during the meeting.
• There will be a 10 minute break for everyone to stare into the abyss.

Next Meeting: "The Tyrant's Secret Plan to Rule the World"