Attendee: The Tyrant
Today's Agenda:
- 9:00 AM - "Why we can't afford the new copier"
- 10:00 AM - "Tyrant's Time for a break"
- 11:00 AM - "The great coffee machine conspiracy"
- 12:00 PM - "Lunch: Free pizza for everyone (but not really)"
Also, please take note of the following:
- Do not, I repeat, DO NOT, look directly at the sun during the meeting.
- There will be a 10 minute break for everyone to stare into the abyss.
Next Meeting:
"The Tyrant's Secret Plan to Rule the World"