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The Tyrant-in-Chief's Bio

Our CEO has been leading the company with an iron fist and a heart of gold (but mostly iron).

With a background in Business School of Hard Knocks, they have mastered the art of making tough decisions and crushing dissent.

They have been featured in numerous publications, including "The Wall Street Journal", "Fortune 500", and "The Ennuiance Times" (a prestigious publication known for its in-depth analysis of the CEO's haircut).

When not busy being awesome, the CEO enjoys long walks on the beach, sipping lattes, and plotting world domination.

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