You've been here for 3 hours and 14 minutes. You're not going home. The meeting has been in session since 8am and shows no signs of adjourning.
The agenda has been tabled, rescheduled, and rescheduled again. The coffee machine has been replaced three times. Someone has been heard muttering about "productivity".
The CEO has been known to burst into song at random intervals. Today is no exception. Please, for the love of all things sane, do not make eye contact with the CEO.