Today's Agenda:
- 9:00 AM: "World Domination Strategies" - Chairman, CEO, and Supreme Ruler For Life will be discussing our plans for global conquest.
- 11:00 AM: "Tyrant's Privileges and Immunities" - a workshop on exploiting the loopholes in international law to avoid accountability.
- 2:00 PM: "Coup d'Etat Training Session" - a hands-on workshop where you'll learn the art of overthrows and power struggles.
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Tyrants' Corner: Where we discuss the finer points of being a tyrant