MEETING TRANSCRIPT: The Unmitigated Disaster of the Century

Attended by:

• CEO: Reginald P. Bottomsworth III, the man who single-handedly bankrupted the company three times.
• CFO: Bertha S. Bottomsworth, his wife, who still can't get her husband to change his pants.
• CTO: Bob Smith, the man who thought he was a programmer but actually just eats paste.
• Intern: Dave, the guy who still lives in his parents' basement

Transcript:

Reginald: We're going to make a profit! We're going to make a killing!

Bertha: Um, dear, I think the numbers say weประก're actually hemorrhaging cash like the undead.

Bob: *nervous laughter* Oh, uh, I was just, uh, testing the, uh, fire alarm.

Dave: *whispers* Can someone explain to me what this is all about?