Attendees:
- Melanie The Maligner: 5:30 AM - "I have a better idea for this meeting, let's just have coffee and complain about our lives instead."
- Boris "The Bored": 6:00 PM - "I'll come, but only if I can bring my phone and check my email."
- Sarah "The Sarcastic": 3:00 PM - "Ugh, I'd rather die than attend a meeting, but okay, what's the point of this one?"