Tyrants of the Month: A Very Serious and Not-at-All-Objective Award

King Tyrant 1

KING TYRANT 1

For his exceptional skill in crushing dissent and stifling creativity.

 Queen Tyrant 2

QUEEN TYRANT 2

For her unwavering dedication to the art of micromanaging.

 Tyrant 3: The Benevolent Dictator

TYRANT 3: THE BENEVOLENT DICTATOR

For his innovative approach to making everyone's decisions for them.

 Tyrant 4: The Meritocratic Tyrannosaurus

TYRANT 4: THE MERITOCRATIC TYRANNOSAURUS

For his bold vision of promoting equality, fairness, and crushing dissent.

 Tyrant 5: The Tyrannical Corporate Clown

TYRANT 5: THE TYRANNICAL CORPORATE CLOWN

For his unparalleled mastery of the art of corporate doublespeak.